Original songs written and performed by me. Responding to silly arguments and vegan tropes with lighthearted humour and satire. I’m creating them purely for fun. Enjoy!

Plants Have Feelings Too

A satirical song about the very common last straw argument that vegans commonly face.
Listen here. Read lyrics below.

Lyrics:

You’ve got the blood of bananas on your hands
You’ve got the blood of bananas on your hands
You’ve got guts of the jackfruit on your hands
You’ve got guts of the jackfruit on your hands

All the screams of the produce
As you peel and you chew
‘Cause plants have feelings too

You’ve got the cries of the carrots in your head
You’ve got the wails of tomatoes in your head

All the screams of the produce
As you slice and you cube
‘Cause plants have feelings too

Plants have feelings too
Vegans shame on you
Plants have feelings too
Plants have feelings too

The chillies they try to run away
The peas and potatoes beg and pray
Please don’t roast us, please don’t fry us
Please don’t take our lives away

‘Cause plants have feelings too
Plants have feelings too

The nuts and greens they shout with all their might
Oh vegans how do you even sleep at night?

All the screams of the produce
As you blend and you juice
‘Cause plants have feelings too

The cries of piggies, chickens, cows and goats
Ain’t nothing compared to the plight of rice and oats
(rice and oats, rice and oats, rice and oats)

‘Cause Plants have feelings too
Vegans shame on you

Plants they have feelings
Plants they have feelings
Plants have feelings too